Wednesday, March 5, 2008

The Final Numbers are in...

GREAT SUCCESS!!!


A special thanks goes out to all that supported the cause as I am very pleased to announce that our final donation that we will be giving to the Hoosier Burn Camp is:

This is great news and I will let you all know when we will be presenting the donation to the burn camp!

Party Pictures

The Party Pictures can be viewed in a Kodak Gallery HERE.

The Before / After Pictures can be view in a Kodak Gallery HERE. They are also in a separate post below, keep scrolling down.

The Mustache Bash Makes Local News!

The Mustache Bash was featured on the Friday night news!!! To see the footage click HERE.

You must click on the little icon that looks like a little red camera in the top right corner to watch the actual footage on the website. It looks like this:


Also, so you don't think that you are losing it, they did in fact say: "Fearless fire fighters finish a furry February with a flourish." Alliteration is apparently making a comeback.

For those of you that got to watch it live you were lucky enough to see the banter between the two anchors after the story. It went something like:

Traci Capellman: "So 'Ron Burgandy-Wanna-Be', did we ever find out who won the best mustache award?"

Ron Burgandy-Wanna-Be: "No we didn't, but I am sure that it was not Chris!" *hardy*har*har*

Traci Capellman: "Well at least he tried..."


Suck it Ron Burgandy-Wanna-Be...

Thank you Traci!

And the WINNERS are....

MOST STRIKING MUSTACHE:

Jeff Williams


BEST ATTEMPT:


Jon Pavnica


FREE-STYLE AWARD:

Scott Whiteford


CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKE:

Jeff Williams


BEST PORN 'STACHE:

Barney Packard Jr.


BEST ATTIRE:

Dino Poua


The Winner of the Cornhole Set raffle prize:

John Szucs

The Winner of the Barware Set raffle prize:

Wayne Bishop

Before and Afters

Stan Adams



Mitch Beaver



Wayne Bishop



Ron Brentlinger



Bill Carlson



Jeff Critchlow



Robert Cultice



Matt Dhoore



Ryan Feeheley



Eric Futa



Mike Gerndt



Troy Grabowski



Lucas Gluchowski



Brian Hester



Jim Hummell



Dan Kagarise



Jim King



Keith Kwieran



Adam "Pugsley" Kuspa



Jay Leonard



Tim Lyden



Chris Martin



Ron Melser



Tom Michaels



Mitch Mickels



Ken Miller



John Nyerges



Mike Olinger



Barney Packard, Jr.



Jonathan Pavnica



Dino Poua



Bob Price, Jr.



Bob Price, Sr.



Charles Clayton Remley



Kevin Reppert



Doug Richards



Andy Roberts



Tom Rozmarynowski



TJ Schmidt



John Scuzs



Durgan Spinsky



Rick Springstead



Chad Steveken



John Vance



Anthony VanEs



Scott Whiteford



Jeff Williams



Dan Zeller




= QUITTER

Friday, February 29, 2008

Mustache of the Day: DAY 29


Friday, February 29th


THE LAST DAY!!!


To find our who are last Mustache of the Day is, well, you are just going to have to make it to the Mustache Bash tonight and make your own decision!


It is has been a fun and wild ride and I will keep you all updated on the final donations.


Be careful of that razor burn in the morning too! Use lotsa aloe!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

"Howdy dee doo neighbor"

For my celebrity look a like nomination, I would like to nominate Dave Yoder and Ned Flanders. While Ned preaches about the "almighty" Dave, however works for the "almighty" with his life saving hands. Also, I feel that the glassess and the mustache are a dead give away. Happy growing everybody.






Mustache of the Day: DAY 28

Thursday, February 28

LAWRENCE from Office Space

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do sh*t.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Mustache of the Day: DAY 27

Wednesday, February 27

The GUINNESS "BRILLIANT!" GUYS


Interesting fact:

The people of Guinness, Ireland's most famous brewery, estimate that in Great Britain alone, 24,502 gallons (92,749 litres) of beer each year are lost in beer drinkers' moustaches and beards. They estimate that each pint is raised 10 times, and each time, 0.56 ml is absorbed into the facial hair.

BRILLIANT!


Fact courtesy of John Kerrigan, Customcornbags.com

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Mustache Envy

Mustache of the Day: DAY 26


Tuesday, February 26

MORGAN SPURLOCK*

Known for eating McDonald's for 30 days straight, 3 square meals a day in the documentary Supersize Me this guy has one nice McMustache! Just don't get any of those transfats caught in that classic horseshoe 'stache!


*Also see Robert Cultice

Monday, February 25, 2008

Mustache of the Day: DAY 25

Monday, February 25

KEITH HERNANDEZ

Voted the best mustache in sports by the American Mustache Institute, this is one deceptively awesome stache!








OTHER GREAT MUSTACHES IN BASEBALL


Reggie Jackson





Andre Dawson




Wade Boggs




Greg Maddux




Ozzie Smith



Don Mattingly

Sunday, February 24, 2008

its NACHO mustache!!


The pencil thin mustache is also a very good look for some of us to try.

Mustache of the Day: DAY 24

Sunday, February 24


"FRED THE BAKER"

The man who tirelessly got up before dawn, morning after morning because it was “time to make the donuts”. Fred’s dictator style mustache must have been making up for some evil that was lying beneath his sugary sweet exterior.

Fred the Baker is no longer with us (yes, he is dead). But maybe he will be immortalized by someone paying tribute to his mustache style at the Mustache Bash – or – if thing get really crazy we can always immortalize him as we see fit ---

Fred is in hell and on someone’s fat arm – still making those donuts.



Written by special guest correspondent, John Vance.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Mustache of the Day: DAY 23

Saturday, February 23


EARL J. HICKEY

From My Name is Earl

Of My Name is Earl fame, Earl no doubt has the other best mustache on NBC's Thursday night line up along with Stanley from The Office (See Mustache of the Day: Day 16). This Emmy-award winning show has largely helped to contribute to the modern day mustache revival. Well, Earl and all you Mustache Bash Growers!


Friday, February 22, 2008

What does one wear to a "Mustache Bash"???

With only one week away until The Mustache Bash we are in hopes that you will take advantage of this last weekend beforehand to prepare youreself for the festivities.


This is the time you must iron your "BAD IDEA" jeans, clean the lenses on those beer goggles, and lace up your drinking shoes.


To answer the question, "What does one wear to a 'Mustache Bash'???", creativity is essential. A trip to your favorite thift store for that one of a kind accessory is a must.
We reccomend custom made T-Shirts...go to an Office Supply Store, Target, or the like and pick up yourself an Iron On Transfer Kit. It is really easy. You can make a design on your computer, find a funny graphic or picture, print in on the iron-on transfer paper, then just iron it on to a shirt of your choice.

In fact, below I have included all of the OFFICIAL Mustache Bash logos. You can click on them and save them to use.
We really want everyone to be festive, and for that we are going to be giving out A SPECIAL AWARD to the person with the MOST ORIGINAL ATTIRE. You don't have to have a mustache to take this prize home either, anyone is eligible.













Now get to work, you only have a week left!!!






Mustache of the Day: DAY 22

Friday, February 22

PAUL TEUTLE


"Paulie" from Orange County Choppers has a 'stache that could stop a mack truck! It is so much more than a fu-man-chu, or horseshoe style stache. It goes on for days! It is like a facial hair freeway and the toll booth is closed. I read on the internet that it actually used to connect all the way to his chest hair!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Mustache of the Day: DAY 21

Thursday, February 21

DOCTOR PHIL

This guy gives advice to people of all walks of life with authority, and they believe it like its their destiny. Let's face it I would too, that mustchase is aggressive as hell! Anyone that tells me what to do with a 'stache like that...I am in!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

"Hey Crab Man"


Mustache of the Day: DAY 20

Wednesday, February 20

HALL & OATES,

well, just Oates

  • "Maneater"

  • "Private Eyes"

  • "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"


  • "Rich Girl"


  • "Kiss on My List"

Enough said...

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

A Salute to Captains!

Throughout history there have been many famous mustache-wearing Captains, sea-faring or otherwise. We at The Whisker Report would like to Salute the Top 5 Mustached Captains in history.


#5

CAPTAIN MORGAN


#4

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW


#3
CAPTAIN HOOK



#2
CAPTAIN (Cap'n) CRUNCH





#1
CAPTAIN KANGAROO

Mustache of the Day: DAY 19

Tuesday, February 19

SHAFT!

He's a bad mutha--shut yo mouth! Kickin' ass and takin' names he ain't no jive turkey...and neither is that mustache! Your classic chevron, or sheriff 'stache, I think we all know who is in charge with this one.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Mustache of the Day: DAY 18

Monday, February 18

PRESIDENTS DAY SALUTE!!!

Here at The Whisker Report would like to take the time to recoginze all of our fine Presidents, but more importantly those select few mustache wearing chiefs-of-staff that have led this country so fearlessly with a glorious mustache.

CHESTER ARTHUR (1881-1885)










GROVER CLEVELAND (1885-1889, 1893-1897)











TEDDY ROOSEVELT (1901-1909)













WILLAM HOWARD TAFT (1921-1930)












Also, thanks to our friends at the American Mustache Institute, be sure to review the following video clips giving some advice to those Presidential candidates still at large. Let's cross our fingers that our next President will be our 5th mustached chief-of-staff.


Democratic Candidates





Republican Candidates



Sunday, February 17, 2008

Mustache of the Day: DAY 17

Sunday, February 17








Daytona 500 Sunday


DALE EARNHARDT SR.

To celebrate one of the greatest drivers in NASCAR on the 10th Anniversary on his only Daytona 500 win, it is only suitable that we honor "The Intimidator", Dale Earnhardt Senior. With one of the best all time 'staches in NASCAR it is easy to see why guys were intimidated with that mustache in your rear view mirror!






OTHER GREAT MUSTACHES OF

RICHARD PETTY


TERRY LABONTE


DALE JARRETT


JEFF GORDON


CAL NAUGHTON JUNIOR

Saturday, February 16, 2008

How to Grow A Mustache

Still having problems growing that 'stache?

Check out this clip courtesy of Chad Steveken at Harris Fire.

I think I might try it! (I'll try anything at this point)


Mustache of the Day: DAY 16

Saturday, February 16


STANLEY HUDSON

from The Office

Usually found doing a crossword puzzle during meetings or waiting in line for pretzel day, Stanley Hudson, no doubt has one of the finest mustaches on NBC's Thursday night line up (well let's not forget about Earl). It is a lip-hugger style, carefully groomed, and confidently says "Buy paper from me."

Friday, February 15, 2008

Mustache Fart

Cartoon Mustache





Courtesy of Mitch Mikels at Harris Fire, here is a little cartoon action for ya! Wait for the fireman shout out at the end!

Mustache of the Day: DAY 15

Friday, February 15th

APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON
from The Simpsons

Proprietor of the Kwik-E-Mart and a native of India, Apu sports more of a pencil thin moustache. It takes the right kind of person and a very thick foreign accent to make this one work. Make sure you use a straw when drinking that Slurpee though, so you don't get any residue in your 'stache!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Weekend Mustache Weather Report

So by now your upper lip is probably thanking you. Your mustache has finally grown enough to provide some much needed warmth in this snap of cold weather that we are having.

However, as we have become used to, as fast as it gets cold it can warm right up. So we here at The Whisker Report have put together a forcast for this weekend to help you know what kind of layers you need to wear.



We reccomend having those jean shorts and wife beater ready for Friday, but get the Cousin Eddie hat out for the rest of the weekend...and oh yeah...

DON'T FORGET YOUR MUSTACHE!